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Dreamworks' kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness.
- [grunts] [gong rings]
♪ hear the legends of the kung fu panda ♪
[scatting]
♪ raised in a noodle shop ♪
♪ never seeking glory or fame ♪
♪ he climbed the mountaintop ♪
♪ and earned the dragon warrior name ♪
Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
♪ kung fu panda
[scatting]
♪ master shifu saw the warrior blossom ♪
♪ and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ♪
♪ kung fu panda
[scatting]
♪ he lives and he trains and he fights ♪
♪ with the furious five
♪ protect the valley, something, something ♪
♪ something, something alive ♪
Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
♪ kung fu panda
♪ legends of awesomeness
Sweet!
[soft music]
♪
[muffled banging]
- Aqueduct, ha!
No good will come of it, I say.
[shovel plops] - what?
This thing's gonna supply water to the entire valley.
Just think of it.
No more walking to the well.
- Yeah, but why do they have to run it
Through these mu tong fields?
This stuff is toxic.
- Only if you ingest it.
Just relax.
Why are you so jumpy?
- Seriously? You've heard the rumors.
- What, about some killer snake?
Please. You can't believe everything you hear.
[shovel bangs]
- I wouldn't be too sure of that.
Bow down, "cur-sed" two-leggers.
Bow down before lord fu-xi.
- [gasps] too--too scared...To bow.
- Such a pity for you.
[grunts savagely]
- Hurry up, slowpokes!
We're late for the aqueduct festival!
- Another festival?
Don't these villagers ever work?
- Lighten up, tigress.
It's just an excuse to have a good time.
- Sure, if you're some lazy no-account slacker.
- Aqueduct! [laughs giddily]
Whoa!
[bodies hit ground] all: Oh!
- Sorry, guys.
[grunts] I got swept away with aqueduct fever.
- Do you even know what an aqueduct is?
- Could you repeat the, uh, question?
- Let's just go to the festival.
- [screams]
[body hits ground]
- I may need a shower first.
[overlapping chattering]
[silence]
- Hey, every--
Body.
- [gasps shakily] ooh!
[tense music]
- Why is everyone staring at us?
- I think they're staring at viper.
- [grunts, whimpers]
[gasps]
- Are you okay?
- I'm so sorry.
With the stories we've been hearing,
I guess we're all a little wary of snakes.
- What? What stories?
- There's an evil monster lurking in the forest!
A scary snake.
Just like you!
- Hang on a second.
This is crazy.
Viper's a great warrior.
A master of the jade palace.
And one of my best friends. - [whimpering shakily]
- Po, it's okay.
- No, no, no, it's not okay.
Don't be scared, little buddy.
I felt the same way about viper until I got to know her.
- Yeah!
What?
- But now I love everything about her!
The scales, fangs,
Her sinister forked tongue.
That creepy slithering thing she does.
- [whines loudly]
- I think I'm winning him over. - Hmm.
- This is master viper we're talking about.
You're all acting like fools.
- Yeah, that's how you win 'em over.
- Come on, folks!
There's no proof that any snake has done anything to anyone.
- Snake!
He's after me! Run for your lives!
No! No! He's everywhere!
[yelling and whimpering]
- Calm down! Calm down! What's wrong?
- [yelps]
- It's okay. You're safe now.
[dramatic musical surge]
- Fu-xi. Fu-xi!
[groans hysterically]
- Fu-xi?
- So the evil snake's name is fu-xi?
- Sounds like he's
Some sneaky, slimy, belly-crawling snake.
- I think we've covered that, po.
- Whoever fu-xi is,
He must be considered a grave menace.
- No! Lord fu-xi is not a menace!
- What?
- Hold on, I'll field this one.
What?
- You--
You don't understand.
- [growls]
- Lord fu-xi is a descendent of the dragon gods.
He's strong, fast as lightning.
At first, he bravely fought to defend china.
His venom fills his victims with a mind-numbing fear.
His terrified enemy would simply flee,
And he harmed no one.
But there were those that feared his power.
[indistinct shouts]
Fu-xi and his family were persecuted.
Enraged, he turned renegade,
Swearing vengeance against his two-legged oppressors.
But even now,
Every snake in china still regards him as a hero.
- But you saw what he did to that worker.
You can't possibly think he's a hero.
- I'm a snake, aren't I?
- Yeah, but you're not like other snakes.
You're, you know, nice.
- And other snakes aren't?
- Yes. No. Trick question!
- Attitudes like that
Are the reason fu-xi turned renegade.
- Viper, enough.
We've got to work together if we're gonna take fu-xi down.
- I'm sorry, master. I--
I don't think I can do that.
- What? - You can't be serious.
- Viper, you know this enemy.
We need you.
- I won't fight against my own kind.
I won't!
- Master viper.
I'd like to speak to you privately.
- Yes, sir.
- [sighs]
Why'd viper get so mad at me?
- Uh, let's see.
One, she's upset
All the villagers turned against her.
And, two, you were extremely uncool, man.
- Whoa!
Waa! - Yeah, po.
If you have a problem with snakes,
Then you have a problem with viper.
- That's not true!
I love viper!
She's kind, and generous, and good.
But it is kind of gross when she unhinges her jaws at lunch.
[birds chirping]
You're right.
I'm a closet snake-a-phobe.
Gah! I disgust me.
- Everyone, viper has something she'd like to say.
- I may be a snake,
But my first duty is to the jade palace.
I'll do what I can to stop fu-xi.
- Viper, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
- It's okay, po.
[softly] forget it.
- Because of her expertise,
I'm sending viper to investigate the scene of the attack.
Po, you are going with her.
- Right.
Don't worry, master shifu.
We'll catch that snaky, scaly--
I mean serpent-y, slithering, uh, forky-tongue--
Aah!
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- Just go.
[light music]
[water rushing]
- Excuse me, fellas.
Have you seen a very large, very lethal snake
In this area?
- [gasps] snake!
[overlapping screaming]
- [softly] thanks for your cooperation.
- They think I'm a bad guy just because I'm a snake.
- [sighs] that's 'cause they don't know the real you.
They can't see past the skin shedding
And the leg-less-ness.
Which I love.
- Maybe we should split up.
- Wouldn't it be safer to stay together?
- Not for you.
[shimmer] - viper, I--
[groans]
- Don't even know why I'm helping these petty jerks.
- [rattles]
- That's as far as you go, snake!
- Wait, I'm on your side.
- You don't fool us.
- Don't come any closer!
I don't want to hurt you.
- Iee!
[both grunting] - [groans]
- [grunts] - ooh.
Ooh. [grunting]
- [screams savagely]
- Yah!
Miserable two-leggers.
No one harms a serpent while I live.
[all scream savagely] - [hisses]
[grunting, punching]
- [inhaling] - lord fu-xi!
- [screams]
- You--you saved me.
- Did I?
- [inhales] - [gasps]
- [grunts]
- [screams goofily]
[bangs into cart]
- Lord fu-xi, wait!
You saved me.
Twice.
Thank you.
- I'd do the same for any serpent, little sister.
Even the great master viper of the jade palace.
- You--you know me?
- We all know you. You're a serpent.
Yet you fight for the two-leggers.
Why? - They're my friends.
We--we protect the valley.
- I protect the valley as well,
From your so-called friends.
Well, viper, are you here to defeat me,
Do the two-leggers bidding, and lock me up?
- I-I was.
But I can't.
You are a great hero.
The others just don't understand.
- Large, scary snake?
Coils of death?
Kinda fangy? Anyone? No? - [screaming]
- Sir, please, I'm conducting a criminal investigation.
- S-s-snake!
Back there! - Huh?
Oh, that's just my pal viper.
She's totally cool.
But do not eat lunch with her.
[shudders] - but there's two of them!
[overlapping shouting]
- Two?
[gasps] viper!
- I'm flattered you think so highly of me,
Little sister.
But I warn you,
I'm about to strike a great blow for serpents everywhere.
You and your jade palace friends
Had better stay out of my way.
- Lord fu-xi, wait.
Maybe I can...
Maybe I can help you.
- [dramatically] really?
- Viper! Hah!
- Wait!
- For what?
He's evil.
[grunting]
Aah! Not that all snakes are evil.
- [hisses]
- Wa-hah!
I'm sure he has many good qualities.
[chuckles]
- Perish, fool!
[grunts]
[both grunting, punching]
- Feel free to help anytime. - [hisses]
- Po, stop!
- Don't worry about me, viper.
This guy's tough, but not tough enough
To fight the paralyzing shoulder pinch!
Course, might be tough,
What with the lack of shoulders and--gah!
[both grunting]
[punches]
[cracking]
- Ha-ha!
Sorry, pal, you brought this on yourself.
- No!
- [grunting]
[panting]
- Come on!
- Viper?
- You saved me back there.
Thank you, little sister.
- You're...
You're welcome, lord fu-xi.
- Your former friends won't be happy
About your betrayal, you know.
- I did what I felt was right.
And I'm not sure they ever were my friends.
I spent my entire life trying to fit in,
But I was always...
Different.
- Yes, and you should be proud of that difference.
You're a snake.
Now, act like one!
- I'm not sure I know how anymore.
- For starters,
Stop being so...
Nice.
- Snakes can be nice.
- No, they can't!
Snakes must inspire fear.
That's how we survive.
Go ahead, try and frighten me.
- Waaah! Wah! Boo!
Yah! Ooh!
Gah!
- Oh, that's, uh, that's pretty bad.
But...
You have potential.
[darkly] if you're willing to do what it takes.
[dramatic musical surge]
- [panting]
Viper!
Where are you?
That creepy cobra must have brainwashed her.
And my stupid comments probably didn't help.
Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!
Huh?
- So, are you ready to help me?
- I am.
- Ready to restore justice, peace, and freedom
Throughout the land
For snakes everywhere?
- Yes!
How do we do it?
- By driving every two-legger in the valley mad.
- I--huh?
- My bite instills terror.
But it wears off eventually.
But if I mix that venom with mu tong root,
Then the effect becomes permanent.
Madness will reign throughout the two-leggers.
[shouting] in the chaos...
[darkly] we shall seize the power
That is rightfully ours.
- But--but how could you have enough venom for that?
- I have more than enough hidden away
In a secret location,
And you're gonna help me deliver it
Into the valley's water supply.
- But...
- You'd prefer to go back to the two-leggers,
With their hate and fear
And jokes at your expense?
- [sighs]
- Viper? Where are you?
- It's time to decide, little sister.
Are you a snake...
Or aren't you?
- Viper!
Oh, what a relief.
I'm so sorry about the dumb things I said.
- Po.
- Look, you're nothing like that scaly loser.
You're one of us.
Now let's catch that creepy cobra
And lock him up for good.
Viper?
[screams]
Viper! You...
Bit me.
[groans]
- [giggling] welcome back to the family...
Little sister.
- [groans] - [evil laugh]
That was cold! Ruthless!
I love it!
- [grunts] - nothing clever to say now, po?
No stupid snake joke?
- [groans]
- [chuckling] oh, you are bad.
I knew you had it in you, little sister.
- You lose, panda. We win.
- Very exciting, folks.
We're minutes away from opening the sluice gate.
Water for everyone!
[cheers and applause]
[tense music]
¶
- No sign of fu-xi.
- Perhaps po and viper have already caught up to him.
- What if they didn't?
- You're not a "tea cup's half full" kind of guy,
Are you?
- Oh, they're so proud
Of this thing they've built.
But one drink from their new water supply
And the entire valley will belong to the serpents!
- Poison the water supply?
And you're gonna let him?
What's the matter with you?
I don't believe this!
Aah! [grunts]
[clank]
- Here it is--
My fear toxin.
[lid clanks]
Now to add the mu tong root.
- No!
- Yah!
- [screams, groans]
- We don't have time for this!
Finish him! - Huh?
- I warned you, po.
- Viper, this isn't you!
- You've had this coming for a long time now.
- Yah!
- Huh?
- What are you doing?
- Sorry, fu-xi.
Your reign of terror ends now.
- Viper! Ha! I knew it!
You're not all evil and nasty.
- Shifu sent me to uncover fu-xi's plan.
I had to find the hidden venom before I could make my move.
- But you bit him.
I saw you.
- Paralyzing shoulder pinch.
I'd never bite one of my best friends.
- Traitor!
- Po!
- Gyah!
[creaking]
[grunting fiercely]
[both grunt]
- [screams]
Ha!
[gasps] oh.
- I trusted you, and you betrayed me!
- Oh, darn.
[tree trunk creaks, cracks]
[all screaming]
[both grunting]
- Ahh!
Wah!
- Don't let the venom spill in the water!
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- [chomps] - aah!
[grunts] - aah!
- [grunts] - waah!
Woah.
[yells]
Hey!
- Nyah!
- Po! - [screams]
[gasps] - the venom!
[burbling]
- [screams]
- Po!
[grunts] aah!
- [grunts savagely] [tail whips]
[evil laugh]
- Cups ready, folks.
When the water comes through,
Let's take a big drink to celebrate.
[all cheering]
- [grunts]
- No! Can't let the water reach the village!
[both grunting]
- [grunting] [log creaking]
- You're mine.
- Oh! Come on! Come on! [log crackling]
[grunts]
[both screaming]
[water rushes]
- Let the water flow!
[all cheering]
[disappointed groans]
- Fu-xi must have wrecked the aqueduct.
- I'm not so sure about that.
- [groans]
What happened?
My head went all loopy. [laughs]
Viper!
Viper?
Viper!
[gasps]
Viper!
[grunts]
Viper, speak to me.
Please.
- [weakly] I-I'm sorry I had to trick you, po.
It was the only way.
- But you saved everyone.
Don't know about fu-xi, though.
Oh!
- I would have shared my kingdom with you.
- Hurting others
Doesn't fix the hurt that's been done to you.
Forget your hate.
Be the hero you once were.
- How could you choose the two-leggers over me?
Especially that...Panda.
He hates all snakes.
- Wha-ha!
Not really. Just you.
Viper! - Yah!
- Huh?
- Yah! - [screaming]
Ooh!
[babbles]
[body hits ground]
[light music]
¶
- Nice work, master viper.
- Thank you.
- You know, you didn't have to keep me in the dark.
It's not like I would have said the wrong thing
And blown it and-- yeah, I guess I see your point.
- Look! It's viper!
- She saved everyone from that terrible cobra!
[all cheering]
- I love you, viper.
- Oh, I love you too.
- I'm sorry I was such a jerk, viper.
But I hope now you realize
Just how much everyone cares for you.
- I do.
I just feel badly for fu-xi.
He was a great and noble soul once.
- Yeah, well, you know what they say about snakes.
[silence]
Uh...They're fantastic.
Am I right? Give it up.
[screams]
I had that coming.
[groans]